Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...