Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...