Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...