A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...