There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...