So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...