The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...