The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...