Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...