Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....