Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...