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There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
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Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...