Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...