When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...