Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...