How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...