Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...