More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....