At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...