Eat the watermelons
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Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!