BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...