Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...