You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!