Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Facts about Americans
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...