What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...