I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!