Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...