Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...