How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...