The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...