Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...