The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...