Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...