Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...