What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...