Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...