College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...