The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...