Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...