Why make woman beautiful?
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Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Speaking with the general
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What is your IQ?
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George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
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Speak more precisely
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Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...