Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...