Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...