Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...