We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
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Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
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Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...