Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...