Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...