What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...