Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...