Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...