Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...