58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...