George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
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|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
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Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”