Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...