Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.