Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...