Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...