Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...