Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!